Today I am here to talk to you all about....socks....
Yes, foot coverings...socks...
Sounds safe enough, doesn't it? Oh, but strap it on (seriously) and get ready for a ride....
Last night I had dinner with a dear friend who shall remain nameless, as per his request. Oddly he's shy about sharing that info but he did tell me all about socks.
So "Sock-Boy" was half a bottle of wine and one scotch down, which may explain some of it...and after conversation about garden gnomes, home remodeling and some people bashing, we turned to sex...and how we're doing fine living without it...me as an earthworm, he with his socks.
You see where this is going don't you? Yep...sex socks.
Apparently, a tube sock is good for 5 goes and then, you toss it. Why not wash it? Because, and I quote, "You don't want all that semen splashing around onto your other clothes." My suggestion, just wash your load, literally, of socks in one batch and recycle?
Nope that just won't do.
So sockmakers of the world, you will not go out of business anytime soon. "Sock-boy" stocks up on multi-packs regularly and life goes on....or into....a sock.
Luckily I don't shock easily, so we're still buddies and I know what I'm buying him for Christmas.
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