What I Did at Work Today....

...I defrauded the government of my pay.

I'll be back at it again tomorrow!!

**Names have changed to protect the defrauders.**


-----Original Message-----
From: Ms V*
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 15:10
To: M*
Subject: RE:

Can my "Dimpled Back Fat Party of One who should be Ashamed of Herself" join you?

Fat misery loves company.


-----Original Message-----
From: M*
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 3:08 PM
To: Ms V*
Subject: RE:

Please.

I've got fat and nasty all covered.

Gross party of 1.


M*


-----Original Message-----
From: Ms V*
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 15:04
To: M*
Subject: RE:

Yeah. I don't do sexy anything.

Sexy Midsection Fat Roll.

That's what I'll go as. I'm set.

-----Original Message-----
From: M*
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 3:04 PM
To: Ms V*
Subject: RE:

I was looking at a September calendar.

J* always wants to be a sexy something.


M*


-----Original Message-----
From: Ms V*
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 14:42
To: M*
Subject: RE:

Cr* said it's a Friday...and it is...oct 31st. Halloween.
J* wants to be a sexy firefighter????

Whatever. I'll be a bartender.

-----Original Message-----
From: M*
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 2:13 PM
To: Ms V*
Subject: RE:

LOL.

Are you working Halloween with Jackie?

If so...do you have ANY idea what you are going to be?

That's a Wednesday. Or is she talking about the weekend before?

M*


-----Original Message-----
From: Ms V*
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 14:00
To: M*
Subject:

Cr* is suddenly all text happy with me today.

"great sales ring last night".."do you need any days off in October?"

"are you okay working Halloween with J*?"

WTF??

Do I have cancer? Am I dying?


V*